well hi there.
before people get to know me:
Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends:
DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:
that's not fair
Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.
every single day
me:
i'm tired
dad:
it's because of your computer
me:
my eye hurts
mom:
your computer
me:
i'm hungry
parents:
computer
i get walked into in the hall:
sorry
i get knocked and drop my books:
sorry
i get pushed against the wall:
sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs:
sorry
i get pushed out the window:
sorry
i get run over by a car:
sorry
i get murdered:
sorry
